Look, I'm all for joining a frat, don't get my wrong, but if it involved hanging out with any of these guys I'd be hitting the road. I mean, there's a certain level of douchebaggery associated with being a frat guy, but some of these specimens are just something else entirely. In addition to doucehy we've got creepy, sketchy, shady and a whole lot of bro love. So much bro love. 

There is no earthly reason three heterosexual males should ever be photographed in this position, even if two of them are dying from poison and the antidote is painted on this guy's cheeks.

I fully understand the process of shaming, but is the oddly provactive pose afterwards really necessary?

Burying a brother in the sand is questionable enough, but giving him a sand boner? Notttt OK.

This is terrifying on many levels, but mainly the level on which the creepy brother is dressed like a masquerading bunny.

A little futon bro love, although at least they're facing in opposite direction. But I predict a little spoonage action by morning.

Overlooking the pink couch and sign which I'm praying are in a sorority, this guy with his open Hawaiin shirt and clashing checkered pants is in no way someone I'd want to do a keg run with.

Pledge retreats should never involve bro nudity. Like, why? This is why everyone thinks frats are gay.

Brothers doing bowlfulls of cocaine are no good. Well maybe it's not cocaine, but I sure don't want to know this guy either way.

Actually, I changed my mind, I do want this guy as brother so I can constantly laugh at him getting injured.

Intolerance is not cool bro!

I don't hate this guy because of the yelling, it's the "COLLEGE" shirt which isn't the Animal House version as it looks like it's from the future.

I know Sigma Nu is a real frat, but you sure wouldn't know it by looking at this guy. What, do they live in a cardboard box with their letters painted on the side?

Two shirts, upside down visor. No go bro.

Maybe this guy was dressed up like Venom for Halloween, but it comes of as some sort of freaky S&M getup.