"As many of you know Christian had a bit of an episode recently, but in all seriousness we’re going to need to get the offending person, off the set. Christian Bale is not seeking an apology, but he would like for the person in question to be aware of his surroundings. He’s a little unsure of what this man was doing in the first place. After all, are we or are we not all professionals here? Does Christian Bale walk around and inconvenience you?
 

Now please, we’ll give you a chance to speak in a minute but hear us out. Is Christian Bale going to walk around and rip this guys lights down in the middle of a scene? So why would somebody do a similar thing to Christian Bale? Is this man unclear about something? Whether you realize it or not it’s, and forgive my language, freaking distracting to have somebody walk right up behind Christian Bale’s co-star in the middle of a flipping scene.
 

Now please, if somebody could give Christian Bale a quick explanation of what just happened, it would be much appreciated. He would like to know what the confusion was all about.
 

I see, so the person was looking at the light. Well that’s certainly a good thing to check up on, but you see it’s of no use now as the scene has been ruined. I have to say, that’s not a very professional way to check on the lighting equipment.
 

Now Christian Bale would like to know if the Director Mc.G has something to say to this gentleman.
 

Oh, he didn’t see him. Well, in the future if somebody could watch this person and make sure he doesn’t do the same thing again, Christian Bale would be much relieved. He would like to point out that this is not the first time this person has committed a faux pas in front of the camera.
 

I mean, put yourself in Christian Bale’s position. He’s out there trying to do a scene and all of a sudden he thinks “Why is funking Shane walking in there?” Again, I apologize for the language, but do you understand how Christian Bale could lose his focus when something like that happens?
 

We’d like it if this man would just stay off the set in the future.
 

Now let’s do this again.
 

No, we don’t need to take a rest. I have to say your actions defy belief, with the amount of times this man has been wandering around the set. It is a hazard. Christian Bale says that he’s never had a DP behave in this manner.
 

Now this is to be taken as constructive criticism, but Christian Bale firmly believes that the issue here is that the person in question is unfamiliar with what it’s like to work with actors. He is convinced that is where the problem stems from and that this wouldn’t have happened otherwise.
 

Now please, settle down. I say this for his own personal safety as Christian Bale has indicated he may be forced to resort to violence if you do not abide. Do you understand?
 

And please be warned that if this man commits a similar error Christian Bale will demand he be terminated from the project. He is serious about this.
 

Christian Bale does consider this man to be a friendly co-worker, but make no mistake this behavior is unacceptable. We can’t have this man bull-shooting and flapping around like this on the set. And he would like to remind the gentleman that he is more critical to this project than the DP.
 

So let’s get tom and put this back on. And as for the DP, Christian Bale probably won’t choose to work with him professionally in the future.

****ing ass."