In general, I don't really have anything against Top Chef. It's about food and I love food. But it's also a reality show with all (or most of) the trappings of any other reality show. And that I'm just not interested in. However, there is one really big draw to Top Chef: The host, Padma Lakshmi, can get me drooling more than any of the food on the program. She's an unbelievably sexy model and actress who is somehow also qualified to be a food critic. I don't get it, but I don't ask questions. I'd listen to her say "Pack your knives" all day, every day if I could. Still, I'd rather just scroll through this gallery over and over again. You're welcome in advance.