Ah, it's the end of the day, but the news simply never stops. Here’s a truckload of links to tide you over until tomorrow!

Attuworld: Two Men With One Death Wish [Video]

Banned In Hollywood: How to Urinate In the Bathroom

Holy Taco: German Nerds Like to Rap About Being German Nerds

Don Chavez: Breaking News – The Ladies of Hooters Have Implants

Hollywood Tuna: Jessica Simpson and the Botched Cosmetic Surgery

The Big Lead: Odd Sports Stars to Appear on Celebrity Apprentice

DJ Mick: It’s Sarah Shahi, Enough Said

Manofest: Mega Female of the Day: Emily Scott

Busted Coverage: University of Florida Undergraduate Danielle Wolfe

Salty Milk: Wake Up With Fernanda Tavares

Double Viking: Fight Club, The Video Game Ninja Edition

Next Round: Canadian Higher Learning + Quidditch = Awesome

Cuzoogle: Ring in the Weekend With Kristen Bell

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time

Uncoached: The Jeff Hardy Accident Thing

HGOC: The Los Angeles Clippers Dancers Holiday Pictures

Atom: How to Make a Viral Video

Blog of Hilarity: Beavers Have No Respect For Anything