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Banned In Hollywood: Ricky Gervais Defends Fat People Jokes

Angry T: The British Erin Andrews

The Big Lead: Jeff Kent Will Be a Hall of Famer

Don Chavez: Kim Kardashian Pretends To Exercise

Holy Taco: George Bush’s Doodles During Obama’s Speech

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Attuworld: 20 Vintage Advertisements That Featured Celebrities

Hollywood Tuna: Keira Knightley Makes a New Friend

Coed Magazine: Barack and Michelle Obama Do What Together?

College Candy: The Worst Boy Bands You Have To Love

DJ Mick: Babes of the Day – Abbie Cornish

Manofest: Diane Sawyer Is Very, Very Drunk

Atom: How Obama Can Avoid Becoming The Next Waterworld

Blog of Hilarity: Minka Kelly Exercising At the Gym