Alana Love, Pregnant Bunny Ranch "Employee" on Howard Stern This Morning

Posted by PajamaNinja 12/02/2008 11:05 AM

If you’ve ever watched HBO late at night, you’ve probably seen Cathouse which precedes airings of Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet. Well, one of its newest girls, Alana Love, is making headlines today as she goes on The Howard Stern Show. Her “hook” as they say? Well, she’s 7 months pregnant. Yikes. Read an excerpt from her blog here:

Today was my first day at the ranch. I’ve always wanted to do this and when my baby comes, I think I will be able to give her a better life. I was really excited to start today. I know some people will be critical of my choice, but it’s my life. I am an adult. I’m not doing anything to harm my baby — and it’s legal.

[...] So far I think this will be a pretty good life. I wonder all the time what my baby will look like and what she will want to do with her life. I’m not sure how I will feel if she wants to do this kind of work. Obviously if she is over 18, I won’t be able to second guess it. If she is under my own roof, I would have to second guess her. Either way, I am going to support her. If she did it right, it would be ok. I could definitely tell her about all the wrongs and rights! That’s all for now…

Love,

Alana

Yeah I mean, there are definitely other ways to provide for your kid besides being a prostitute, so I don’t buy that line. Those Bunny Ranch girls make OBSCENE amounts of money, so clearly you’re in it for the cash as well. And really, guys are picking the pregnant chick out of the lineup? Well, I suppose I’ve heard of stranger fetishes.

I’ll post whatever she says on Howard Stern once I can find it.

[Read the rest of the text on Scandalist.]

Comments

Anonymous says,

this disturbs me Posted 12/02/2008 5:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

hot preggers lady! Posted 12/02/2008 6:10 PMReply

Anonymous says,

it disturb's me too.

she is a total whore.

how can a whore, wake up everday and feel good about thierself.

i hope she jumps off a bridge Posted 12/03/2008 03:46 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I say good for her! Let her make her money and mind ur own life. What she does doesn't affect what kind of mom she will be Posted 12/03/2008 9:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i like whores. the know how to party, have fun, amd love to ****. Posted 12/03/2008 10:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I love pregnant chicks! She isn't a WHORE, she doesn't give it away for free! Posted 12/05/2008 12:22 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Thats my daughter. I may not agree with her choices but my grand daughter will always be loved and cared for. A whore? how many women give "it" away for a cheap dinner and a movie? Posted 12/05/2008 10:28 PMReply

Anonymous says,

actually the definition of "whore" is prostitute. so yes, she is a whore. especially ****ing random men while she has a child growing inside her.

i can't wait for that child to grow up and see what a mess her mother is.

as for Posted 12/07/2008 1:13 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I think it is great!!! She is not breaking the law! They should legalize prostitution everywhere not just at the Bunny Ranch. It would make guys and girls step up and take care of their wife/husband's needs. They could not use SEX as a weapon and maybe people in america would get a better perspective of sex and sexuality. Posted 12/24/2008 4:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

If abortion is illeagle after 4 months because a baby is considered a human being at 21 weeks and not just a fetus, then no matter weather prostitution is legal in Nevada or not, isint this just child abuse ?
Think about it, a fully developed 8 month along baby having to endure this trauma day after day because the mother is greedy, wanting to get rich quick and had no problem putting a price tag on her unborn child. Posted 01/06/2009 10:19 PMReply