College OTR: Alana Love, Pregnant Bunny Ranch "Employee" on Howard Stern This Morning

Alana Love, Pregnant Bunny Ranch "Employee" on Howard Stern This Morning

Posted by PajamaNinja 12/02/2008 11:05 AM
Category: Tags: bunny ranch, alana love

If you’ve ever watched HBO late at night, you’ve probably seen Cathouse which precedes airings of Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet. Well, one of its newest girls, Alana Love, is making headlines today as she goes on The Howard Stern Show. Her “hook” as they say? Well, she’s 7 months pregnant. Yikes. Read an excerpt from her blog here:

Today was my first day at the ranch. I’ve always wanted to do this and when my baby comes, I think I will be able to give her a better life. I was really excited to start today. I know some people will be critical of my choice, but it’s my life. I am an adult. I’m not doing anything to harm my baby — and it’s legal.

[...] So far I think this will be a pretty good life. I wonder all the time what my baby will look like and what she will want to do with her life. I’m not sure how I will feel if she wants to do this kind of work. Obviously if she is over 18, I won’t be able to second guess it. If she is under my own roof, I would have to second guess her. Either way, I am going to support her. If she did it right, it would be ok. I could definitely tell her about all the wrongs and rights! That’s all for now…

Love,

Alana

Yeah I mean, there are definitely other ways to provide for your kid besides being a prostitute, so I don’t buy that line. Those Bunny Ranch girls make OBSCENE amounts of money, so clearly you’re in it for the cash as well. And really, guys are picking the pregnant chick out of the lineup? Well, I suppose I’ve heard of stranger fetishes.

I’ll post whatever she says on Howard Stern once I can find it.

[Read the rest of the text on Scandalist.]

+ 19 comments

Anonymous says,

this disturbs me Posted 12/02/2008 5:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

hot preggers lady! Posted 12/02/2008 6:10 PMReply

Anonymous says,

it disturb's me too.

she is a total whore.

how can a whore, wake up everday and feel good about thierself.

i hope she jumps off a bridge Posted 12/03/2008 03:46 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I say good for her! Let her make her money and mind ur own life. What she does doesn't affect what kind of mom she will be Posted 12/03/2008 9:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i like whores. the know how to party, have fun, amd love to ****. Posted 12/03/2008 10:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I love pregnant chicks! She isn't a WHORE, she doesn't give it away for free! Posted 12/05/2008 12:22 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Thats my daughter. I may not agree with her choices but my grand daughter will always be loved and cared for. A whore? how many women give "it" away for a cheap dinner and a movie? Posted 12/05/2008 10:28 PMReply

Anonymous says,

actually the definition of "whore" is prostitute. so yes, she is a whore. especially ****ing random men while she has a child growing inside her.

i can't wait for that child to grow up and see what a mess her mother is.

as for Posted 12/07/2008 1:13 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I think it is great!!! She is not breaking the law! They should legalize prostitution everywhere not just at the Bunny Ranch. It would make guys and girls step up and take care of their wife/husband's needs. They could not use SEX as a weapon and maybe people in america would get a better perspective of sex and sexuality. Posted 12/24/2008 4:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

If abortion is illeagle after 4 months because a baby is considered a human being at 21 weeks and not just a fetus, then no matter weather prostitution is legal in Nevada or not, isint this just child abuse ?
Think about it, a fully developed 8 month along baby having to endure this trauma day after day because the mother is greedy, wanting to get rich quick and had no problem putting a price tag on her unborn child. Posted 01/06/2009 10:19 PMReply

Anonymous says,

She is such a liar....she works at Honeys in Lynnwood, WA and she said that her Dad was the Mayor of Monroe? What a lying whore!!!SHe is working on her Masters? She doesn't even have her High school diploma or GED...As for her Baby's Dad...he got an underage girl pregnant and his 6 year old daughter has claimed that her Dad "touched"her in a funny place....Disgusting...CPS...where are you? Washed up prostitutes have no right to bring children into this world....You want your fame and glory? Why don't you try on a pole and stick to what your good at. Posted 02/20/2009 12:09 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I just saw Alana's story on the Tyra Banks show and I must admit I see a broken, scared and insecure young lady. I myself am 8 months pregnant and I cant imagine having sex with multiple people to make a better future for my child. Alana I will not judge you, but you need to know that I will be praying for you. It is disturbing, but there is a better way. Don't let that fact that you are pregnant stop you from looking for a "real" job. Dennis is only using you for what you can give to him. (MONEY) He doesn't truly care for you, If he saw you on the street he wouldn't think twice about you. I can see it in your face, your not happy with your situation. I pray that you will stop. You are better then what you have become. You are young and you have so much to look forward to. Don't continue in the path that you are on, it will only lead to destruction. There is a better way, and there is someone who loves you in spite of what you have done and what you have become. His name is JESUS...talk to him and ask him for help and he will help you, and love you and your daughter with an unconditional love... Posted 03/19/2009 3:57 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Bunny Ranch Baby (lyrics)
by Tiffany Gemnich

My mommy is a bunny
and she lives on the Ranch
she hops into bed
like a squirrel on a branch.

My mommy is a honey
for all the men she'll meet
she stands in a line
looking yummy mummy sweet.

You rock me to sleep,
with every man you meet.

You rock me to sleep,
with every man that you meet.

You rock me to sleep,
when you pull down the sheet.

You rock me to sleep,
'cause your wallet's incomplete.

I'm a Bunny Ranch baby,
with a yummy mummy mom,
when my time comes up,
will your job be done?

Will I fill up that wallet,
when the time has run out?

Will I fill up your heart,
on the day I come out?

Will you put on a smile,
on that sad face you hide?

Will you stop meeting men,
making money,
for a ride?

Or was I your ticket,
that ends on the out?
-----------------------------------
* my personal take, via song. Posted 04/29/2009 12:16 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: I hope she's still working it. After all you came out 4 momths ago. Posted 05/25/2009 6:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

HAHAHAHAH. please tell me that your parents choices HONESTLY haven't affected you in anyway? Posted 08/06/2009 04:22 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Why is prostistution illegal buts its not at the bunny ranch??? Posted 08/08/2009 06:54 AMReply

Anonymous says,

whats sad to me is i actually know her and shes a even worse person in real life. all she cares about is how she can profit without regards to anybody else, (as this shows even her unborn child). even after all this bad publicity it still makes her look like a better person then she really is. Posted 08/24/2009 10:15 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Wow your an ****. Who ever wrote the last comment. Good for her. Posted 08/30/2009 4:43 PMReply

Anonymous says,

a very stunning young pregnant lady this picture doesn't make her a whore it makes her smart for following the natural process that went around since the beginning of time and that is using what you got and for her thats a sexy bod and a baby on the way Posted 09/14/2009 11:52 PMReply