Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Alessandra Ambrosio to Nell McAndrew, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Hollywood Tuna: Alessandra Ambrosio Hits The Beach

Attuworld: Celebrities When They Were Children

Next Round: Eliza Dushku’s Hulu Promo

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time

Busted Coverage: The Hottest Girls of the ACC

Asylum: Would You Wear a Man Girdle?

Uncoached: Another 15 Amazing, Random Pictures

Blog of Hilarity: Colonel Sanders Is Still Alive!

Atom: Crappy Videos Cause Cancer And War

Cuzoogle: All-New Watchmen Promo Pictures

Double Viking: Insane Wrestling Moves

Boosh Magazine: Get Your Mind Out of the Gutter

On 205th: A Moment With Nell McAndrew