The day has finally come. Aliens will be making an appearance on Earth today, and in Alabama no less. If that’s not a reason to cancel classes at Auburn and University of Alabama than I don’t know what is.
 

How do we know the little green guys in the UFO will be crashing the earthling party? Why Blossom Goodchild says so. With a name like that, you have to believe her. The psychic claims the beings, known as The Federation of Light, channeled a message through her, stating that their craft would appear in our skies October 14 for three whole days. Pop open the bubbly, a welcoming party is in order.
 

Below are some excerpts, since the aliens are apparently pretty chatty. Here’s the deal according to Blossom (sadly no connection to the Mayim Bialik-Joey Lawrence sitcom of the same name).

TO LEADERS, GOVERNERS, POLITICIANS AND ALL PEOPLE OF EARTH ….

We wish it to be understood that on the 14th day of your month of October in the year 2008 a craft of great size shall be visible within your skies. It shall be in the south of your hemisphere and it shall scan over many of your states.
We give to you the name of Alabama.

It has been decided that we shall remain within your atmosphere for the minimum of three of your twenty four hour periods.

During this time there will be much commotion upon your earth plane. Your highest authorities will be intruding into ‘our’ atmospherics that surround our ship. This ‘security field’ is necessary for us, as there shall take place a ‘farce’ from those in your world who shall try to deny that we come in LOVE.

KNOW OF THIS

WE COME TO ASSIST YOUR WORLD.

WE DO NOT COME TO TAKE OVER.

WE DO NOT COME TO DESTRUCT.

WE COME TO GIVE YOU HOPE. (Oh, I get it, they’re Obama supporters).

We are beings from other planets, who for many eons of your time have been preparing for these days ahead.

We ask each soul that reads of these words to accept in their heart the Truth that lies within. For in that place there is the knowing that this is to take place.

There shall be many who deny. There shall be many who dismiss.

There shall be those who KNOW of this TRUTH.

Which ever you may be … let this be understood.

IT SHALL TAKE PLACE.

WE ASK YOU TO ACCEPT US IN LOVE.FOR THAT IS WHY WE COME.

WE … THE FEDERATION OF LIGHT … SIGN OFF, GIVING YOU ENCOURAGEMENT AND HOPE AS WE BEGIN THE ASCENSION INTO THE NEW WORLD.

This message clears some things up, but there are so many questions left unanswered. Will they save our economy? Help Britney with her comeback? Contact Will Smith? Only time will tell.