Oh my encouraging, supportive readers of OTR. It’s such a joy to read the miles and miles of hate mail you send my way.
Never fear!
We are hard at work, agonizing over your strife, rebuilding your OTR so it is still the same funny, wonderful, news-worthy place you come when “entertaining your Johnson.”
Later today I’ll be posting answers to some of your most frequently asked questions, in the hopes of alleviating some of your more pressing fears and concerns. In the meantime, I must share with you the greatest thing to enter my inbox all morning.
I might not have time to fully enjoy its brilliance, but I rest easier knowing there are others in the word who delight in moral, spiritual, verbal smackdowns as much as y’all seem to.
Faithfully yours,
Editor-in-Chief Steph Burton

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Where did you come up with suck a clever line? Posted 04/16/2008 2:36 PMReply
Excellent taste, Steph. I love Hot Chicks with Douchebags! :D Posted 04/16/2008 10:26 PMReply