Danielle is a sophomore at Arizona State University with a knack for broadcast journalism and an intense, unbridled love for Hello Kitty. That's right; the key to her heart is an intimate knowledge of the world of politics, coupled with a personal collection of Hello Kitty and ChocoCat dolls. Yeah, it's that easy, but considering she's from Arizona, the state with arguably the hottest people in the U.S., you may want to make sure you're at least a model before even attempting to approach her at the bar.

Otherwise, you may end up vehemently rejected, which hurts, especially when it's done by someone who loves an overgrown white kitty that barely speaks in a coherent manner. There's just something incredibly odd and wrong about getting rejected by a Hello Kitty lover. Something very, very wrong...