Well it's old news now that  NYU/Vassar grad Anne Hathaway's boyfriend Raffaello Follieri is some sort of cross between a mob boss and a con man, and is in a world of trouble after being arrested on charges stemming from a misappropiation of $50M that was meant to buy up Catholic churches. The moral of that story? Don't **** with God.

But anyways, the FBI is seizing all his assets left and right, and supposedly they got a bit of a surprise when they found nude pictures of Anne Hathaway (along with her personal diaries) in the cellar of Follieri's house. 

Now this would be breaking headlines if this was say, Britney Spears and the nude photos were from 2001 (those pictures are locked up in the same warehouse as the Ark of the Covenant), but this is Anne Hathaway. Not that she's not hot, but if you want to see her naked go watch Brokeback Mountain or Havoc for a full dose of boobage. I'd link, but you know, just find it yourself, it's not hard. Besides, I'm sure if McCain gets elected we'll all be required to give the government naked pictures of ourselves as part of the Patriot Act Part Deux.