Every person—whether man or woman—keeps a detailed checklist of desired traits that they use to evaluate potential mates. On that wholly unrealistic, yet meticulously crafted list, one often finds strict specifications for height, weight, cup size, intelligence, eye color, hair color, religion, music taste, blood type, foot size, hand size, smell, nationality—well, you get the idea.

However, thanks to brainwashing marketing, we can now add one more: brand affiliation.

Introducing Cupidtino, a dating website where loyal members of the Apple hive can congregate and discuss their adoration for Steve Jobs whilst sipping apple martinis and stroking their Macbooks.

That’s right; it’s a place for fans of Apple products to find love, and apparently, it’s a big hit. The website, whose name is a play on the location of Apple’s headquarters in Cupertino, California, launched last month, and it has already attracted 22,000 members.

Un-frickin’-believable.

So, if you own an iPhone and desperately need a date this weekend, head on over to Cupidtino to set up your profile right now.

Note: Android fans--or anyone that's not indoctrinated into the Apple cult--need not apply, because you won't find anyone on Cupidtino that cares about search algorithms.

Try Google.com, instead.