Apple ruins all the fun. The application store recently denied a new application that would allow users to simply stare at a pair of bouncing breasts. Well, not just simply stare… they could also affect the direction and vigorousness of the bouncing by shaking their iPhone.
 

However, Apple put a stop to the moving breasts by rejecting iBoobs on the grounds of “objectionable content.” With this denial, Apple has effectively denied tech geeks around the world from getting so close to such voluptuous boobs in their lifetime.
 

The breasts don't have to be banned forever, though. Apples modified its rejection with this ever so slight glimmer of hope: “If you believe that you can make the necessary changes so that iBoobs does not violate the iPhone SDK Agreement we encourage you to do so.” Well, it’s a nice thought but tamer boobs are probably just lamer boobs.
 

Besides, iBoobs would probably be too dangerous for everyday use anyway. Think of the work that wouldn’t get done, the accidents people would get into and the eye strain... there would be serious eye strain. So farewell iBoobs, the world just wasn’t ready for you.