Arizona Fans May Not Have Won The Game, But Did Win Free Porn

Arizona Fans May Not Have Won The Game, But Did Win Free Porn

No one thought the “OMG IS THAT JANET JACKSON’S BOOB” supersized Super Bowl scandal could be topped. It was forever burned into our brains as the most memorable half time show ever. The words “wardrobe malfunction” became a household term and the FCC went bezerk. The whole incident even has its own Wikipedia page dedicated to the Jackson boob controversy where for exactly 9/16 of a second her breast was exposed and the world saw her nipple shield.
 

 

I think I remember hearing something about this Janet Jackson thing you speak of.

 

Well this year something topped that.
 

Forget Super Bowl XLIII - This was Super Bowl XXX. That's because it was a porntastic game for least for some fans watching in Tucson, Arizona.
 

Allow me to set the stage. It’s the fourth quarter. Larry Fitzgerald has just made an impressive touchdown. The Cardinals have just taken the lead. The score is now 23-20. And then, wait, what? No way. WTF. Those watching on Comcast Cable in Tucson got a gander at a little porn action going on.

 

 

Larry Fitzgerald happily scored not knowing anything about the unexpected scoring to come.
 

The game was replaced by 10 seconds of pornography. LIVE.
 

This is a Safe-For-Work site, so I won’t post the link of the video, but suffice it to say there was male nudity and a little dance to go along with it. Little kids in Arizona got some sex ed mixed in with their Super Bowl experience. I’d like to hear their parents explaining that one.
 

The Arizona Daily Star has some reactions:

"I just figured it was another commercial until I looked up," said Cora King of Marana. "Then he did his little dance with everything hanging out."

Jeanene Piek said she was outraged that her granddaughter had seen the clip.

"I was in a state of shock. I am totally disgusted," she said.

The FCC must be going nuts.
 

Comcast claims they have no idea how this “glitch” happened. It turns out the scene was actually a short clip from Club Jenna, an adult movie channel. But how it got there is still a mystery.
 

But you can bet there will be some serious investigations going on.
 

And at least Arizona fans now have something to talk about their heartbreaking defeat.

 

(Lead photo credit: DListed)
 

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