Babes, Bikinis and Cherry Bombs at Nearly Naked Fireworks

The Fourth of July is right around the corner, and if you haven’t purchased your stockpile of fireworks to celebrate, it’s time to hop in the car and head down to Puyallup, Wisconsin.

 

There, you’ll find the one-stop shop for all your Independence Day needs: Nearly Naked Fireworks, a small stand where the all-female staff is dressed to impress in their finest skimpy bikinis.

 

Owned and operated by entrepreneur extraordinaire Rikk Martin, the store, which made headlines last year, is the bane of the existence for conservative parents and politicians everywhere, because it proves the age-old adage that sex sells.

 

There’s no word if the stand is back again this year, and without a proper storefront or telephone number to call, there’s no way for us to find out.

 

But, if you’re feeling adventurous, head on down to Puyallup and investigate for yourself. Maybe, you’ll get lucky and be able to check out the shop’s ample selection of… fireworks for yourself.

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