From our soon-to-be contributor StenchBlossom…

In the wake of the Virginia Tech Massacre, people are looking for a way to feel safe while attending school, and what better way to do this than to allow concealed weapons on campus?  What could possibly go wrong? 

The theory of Students for Concealed Carry on Campus is that if we could all carry weapons, then we could put a stop to psychopathic rampages and protect ourselves, and that it might also work as a deterrent. 

Yes, the problem of violence can be stopped with guns...

Hmmmm.
Wait a minute. 

What if one day I’m smoking a cigarette outside of school and I see a girl who attracts my eye, so I go talk to her.  Then her gun toting boyfriend, a guy prone to jealous anger, comes out and blows my brains out, all because he had a gun at his hip.  

People at school get into fights all the time, is it really possible that in these tiffs, if students have guns, that people won’t get shot? 

No.

It’s a stupid, stupid idea.