Ever heard of a champagne and shackles party? No? Me either, but apparently, it's all the rave at the University of Vermont. The premise is simple. Two people are shackled together and each person is given a bottle of champagne to consume. In order to earn your freedom, you have to drink the entire bottle by yourself. Sounds simple, right? Well, the problem with this premise is that people oftentimes lose the ability to perform simple tasks when they become intoxicated.

Take these two UVM students, for example. They have either become so intoxicated that they have forgotten their joint goal and have chosen to partake in another form of entertainment, or they have mistaken each other's mouths  for champagne bottles. In either case, I approve of their genuine enthusiasm and the "rich" cameraman trying to coax them into further HLA (Hot Lesbian Action).

God Bless You, University of Vermont. One of your few contributions to OTR (and the world) is an important one that will not soon be forgotten.