Maybe Bono never got the memo on Facebook. Understandably when you’re busy saving African children from the AIDS epidemic, slapping solar panels on rooftops, and running around looking for your next pair of perma-sunglasses, you don’t have a whole lot of time to figure out how to protect yourself from looking like a skeezy 48-year-old cad on the internet. But that’s exactly how he appears, now that two nineteen-year-old girls have posted photos of the married singer in which they are sitting on his lap wearing bikinis in St. Tropez.

According to My Park Magazine:

Bono, 48 - real name Paul Hewson - was holidaying with friend Simon Carmody, an Irish musician, when they met up with the girls - US fashion student Andrea Feick and her British friend Hannah Emerson, both 19.

According to Feick, she and Hannah partied with 'Vertigo' singer Bono and Carmody at the Nikki Beach bar and on a luxury yacht, but firmly denies their relationship went beyond friendship.

 

Feick said: "For somebody who's much older than I am... no thank you. He's a friend of mine and that's pretty much it. I'm not going to get into details, but it's a small world."

 

In one photo, Bono can be seen theatrically clutching Feick's hand to his chest while Carmody puts his hand on Emerson's knee. Another photo shows Feick posing on the yacht wearing Bono's cap. Feick says she met the U2 star a few years ago on the French Riviera.

A few years ago? So that would make Feick sixteen and Bono 45?

As Feick said, it is indeed a small world, and the internet is only making it smaller, as a middle-aged married man can be miles away from home and his wife (or anyone else for that matter) can still see that he’s partying with exhibitionist teenagers via a little bit of Facebook legwork.

It hasn’t been revealed yet which fashion school Feick attends, but who really cares if she goes to FIT or FIDM? She’s still going to go down as the girl that outted Bono.

And P.S. Bono, the sunglasses aren’t a viable disguise.