Blonds Have More Fun

There are very few things that can keep me awake during a boring lecture; being robbed at gunpoint by a rotund man wearing a blond wig is one of them.

As eighteen LeMoyne-Owen College students learned yesterday, no place on campus is safe from a desperate criminal looking to make a quick buck. This, of course, includes lecture halls, which are apparently prime targets for money-hungry gunman.

Considering college students are notoriously impoverished, I can’t imagine that the wig-wearin’ assailant got away with much loot.

Still, it must hurt getting robbed in the middle of a lecture by a cross-dressing loon.

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