Last night, Michael Phelps, the God of Swimming and the Endorser of Crappy Foods, went on the Colbert Report where he shocking confirmed that he just may be the “least in shape man in the world” right now.
 

Sure, Michael.
 

You see, a few weeks ago Phelps appeared on 60 Minutes with Anderson Cooper and said he’d only been in the pool four times since the Olympics and currently weighs in at a whopping 205 lbs, the heaviest he’s ever been.
 

These scandalous details aside, something tells me there might still be a few other people in worse shape. Plus, he probably gets a fairly decent workout from his cocktail waitress girlfriend. Oh yeah.