Brigham Young is a Mormon University that has declared a war on fun and has set out to destroy it using blindingly obvious scientific studies. Their latest? College males play violent games, watch porn and have sex. What, what whaaaaat?

"College males play video games three times more than females and violent video games eight times more. In the study, males had a greater propensity to use the internet for entertainment, news and pornography. Females, on the other hand, used the internet for email and school work."

OMG GTFO! You want to know why guys play more violent games than girls? Because every girl I've ever tried to teach to play Halo can never seem to understand that one stick controls your head, and the other controls your feet. I wouldn't play a game either if I was constantly staring at the floor while having rockets shoved up my rectum for the duration of the match.

But the best part of the study is that they found a correlation between violent video games and sexual partners:

Reuters adds, "However, regardless of gender, clear correlations were seen between frequent gaming and more frequent alcohol and drug use and lower quality personal relationships, as well as more frequent violent gaming and a greater number of sexual partners and low quality personal relationships."

Wait, wait. Violent video games INCREASES the correlation to number of sexual partners in the study? I think we have a candidate for the nobel prize in science here. Either that or Brigham Young's research team is a bunch of whackjobs. Guess which one I'm leaning towards.

Well BYU, you've either made an entire generation of pimple-faced fourteen year old very excited about their future booty prospects in college, or you've singlehandely discredited your entire sociology department. Either way, you've done the world some good.

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