Hey remember this whole debacle? You know, how the uber-conservative VPILF candidate's daughter got pregnant by her idiot redneck boyfriend? Well, she had that baby, and gave and equally ridiculous name as her and her siblings. Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston has arrived in the world, and would be disadvantaged having such a moronic name if it wasn’t how they did things in Alaska.

Tripp joins the Palin family which includes, Bristol, Piper, Track and Trig, and I’d say he’ has about the 3rd most abusrd name of the bunch. Also, it’s rather ballsy to have his last name be that of baby-daddy Levi Johnston, considering the two aren’t married yet. But since they’ve been pledged to each other by their parents, I guess there’s little to no risk involved.

Man, writing this really makes me remember how much I miss Sarah Palin.