Brit and Jamie Lynne's Greedy Momma Airs Dirty Laundry in New Parenting Book

Brit and Jamie Lynne's Greedy Momma Airs Dirty Laundry in New Parenting Book

Lynne, the third most famous Spears and mother of beyond-PR-people-salvaging-trainwrecks Jamie Lynne and Britney, is coming out with a new book called Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World. Recently, Spears has taken Sarah Palin under her wing, and in her mentorship even ordered baby mama Bristol some $60 burp cloths. With recent allegations that her son is on drugs, Sarah Palin (aka “the Lynne Spears of politics” according to the LA Times) may wish to invest in the new Spears parenting book, which sounds more elevating than an Easter basket full of meth.

 

People.com reports:

In an exclusive excerpt from her new memoir, Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World, Lynne, 53, details the highs – and lows – of her family's journey from Kentwood, La., to the harsh international spotlight. "Every mother makes mistakes," she writes, "and I'm no different."

 

"I wanted the truth out in my own words for myself and my family," she tells PEOPLE of writing the book, which chronicles Britney's highly publicized troubles and Jamie Lynn's pregnancy at 16. The latter, says Lynne, "was probably the hardest time in my life."

 

…Lynne's once-troubled relationship with Britney "has undergone tremendous healing," she says. "We are back to four or five phone calls a day."

Awwwwwwwwww. That’s so sweet! What could be better for a tabloid-walloped family than exposing even more of their “truth”s/secrets to the entire world in a tell-all book capitalizing on their suffering and ****ups? Lynne Spears, who has written two other books about her relationship with Britney, is one market savvy momma. And the woman sure can spin material. Like who would’ve thought you could turn Britney Spears screaming into the phone “Thanks a lot for ruining my life, you bitch!” into an almost cutely co-dependent mother-daughter relationship involving excessively frequent communication?
 

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Britney looks to be very pleased about her new, healthier lifestyle and says that she has never felt healthier in her life. She also considers that her 1,200 calories intake per day is enough “if you eat the right things.†I read about this at http://www.projectweightloss.com/index.php. Posted 09/11/2008 06:44 AMReply

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