It’s December 2nd, which means it is above all one thing and one thing only: Britney Spears’ birthday. Yup kiddos, twenty-seven years ago America welcomed Miss Britney (Tight, Sparkly) Jean Spears into its arms. Who knew then that she’d become everyone’s favorite white trash crackhead and sell 83 million records worldwide?

Above, you can see Brit at her Brit birthday at the club G-A-Y. There’s a lot of hot pink and a cake with more candles than most popstars are accustomed to seeing on their birthday cakes. So what’s next for the twenty-seven year old as she enters a new year of life?

According to Free Will Astrology:

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21)

There's a new source of abundance available for you to tap into, Sagittarius. It won't necessarily come in the form of a pile of cash or an influx of hot suitors or an upgrade in your social status. I mean those things are possible, but I'd rather concentrate on identifying the plenitude that's more likely to occur: increased energy. Your health is likely to be at its peak, and so will your generosity of spirit. Your senses will bring you a wealth of fresh perceptions, and your love of life will expand and intensify. And who knows? This enhanced vigor might help you corral a pile of cash or hot suitors or an upgrade of social status.

Sounds promising, as long as the “pile of cash” is actually corralled by Brit and not her father/warden. Hot suitors also could be good, as long as they aren’t backup dancing wannabe rappers with loads of sperm to spread around. We’ll be curious (like her perfume!) to see what happens as the formidable Miss Spears releases her new album Circus and ricochets off of her purported comeback.

Happy Birthday, Britney Spears.