What do you get when you get a pop star that’s popped out more babies than hits in the recent past making a go at a comeback? No, not birth control and a killer personal trainer. Rather what you get is an arrangement which allows for child visitation rights and pays for your baby daddy to come too. And that’s exactly what Britney Spears has done for her upcoming Circus tour.

Once again, as we hear about the details of the arrangement we’re reminded of something: Kevin Federline has it made. Sure, it sucks being Kevin Federline because you’re Kevin Federline and everyone knows what a d-bag you are. But the important highlights of Federlinism definitely outweigh this. One, you’ve gotten intimate with everyone’s favorite 1990’s pop sensation, Britney Spears. Two, you actually didn’t get stuck with her. Three, you can cash in on getting intimate with Brit pretty much for life. Four, you somehow manage to seem like the saner one at the end of the relationship.

MSNBC reports:

Britney Spears’ long-awaited “Circus” tour almost came to an end before it even begins. According to TMZ, the pop star was willing to cancel all tour dates if the alternative means not seeing her children while she’s on the road — but now the boys will accompany her.

Spears' Web site posted a message Monday night saying that "both Sean Preston and Jayden James will, in fact, be joining Britney throughout the duration of her tour."

Before that, however, the tour looked to be in jeopardy.

TMZ’s “informed sources” revealed that Spears, her conservator-father Jamie Spears, and the singer’s ex-husband Kevin Federline worked on an arrangement that would allow her visitation with the boys between show dates at any one of three central locations (New Jersey, New Orleans and Los Angeles). The talks allegedly came to a halt when Federline’s attorneys found about the hush-hush deal.

Seems the suits hadn’t signed off on the agreement, which would have provided Federline with a place to stay in each city, as well as $4,000 pocket change per week.

Well, Britney, I hope you learned your lesson this time. You can’t get anything past that Kevin Federline. You can try your very best to keep your little talks hush-hush, but he’ll just find out anyway and use the sneakiness to give himself a little play money. So while you’re out there shaking your backside and lip syncing for thousands of adoring, paying fans, he’ll be tucking the kids in and running to the strip club with your hard earned cash.