Brittani….sigh.

I don’t even know where to start. I’ve been wondering how you reacted to my response post which surely got back to you by now. I did receive word that you were spotted at Phi Psi last night, which meant you hadn’t thrown yourself off any buildings because of this. Glad to hear it.

But then I got this e-mail through the tipline. So, um, who exactly did you think got these tips? Did you really forget that I’m the editor of the damn site? Did you really think I wouldn’t look at this and immediately post it? I was all ready to forget about you forever, but I see that you must have some sort of attention death wish, which I am happy to fulfill for you.

So you do want your opinion heard and you are jealous of my platform on OTR. Your article makes a lot more sense all of a sudden. Now you’re applying for my job, because you want your own opinion of Greek life spewed across the internet in hopes that people will want to listen to you run your mouth.

But how would what you would be saying be any more truthful or non-biased than what I write? You’re not thinking of the consequences of a Kappa publically writing about Greek life. Say anything bad about any other houses and you’ll have the unholy wrath of the campus descend upon you and your house, that is unless you’re going to write things like “Today Kappa painted some fun signs for Greek Week! Tee hee!” And I’m not exactly sure how much people give a shit about that.

Another fun fact, I’m in charge of hiring contributors, so I’m the one who would decide if you could write for OTR or not, so I'll be the one considering your application. Let’s review your writing portfolio:

- Writes for the Michigan Review, a widely disrespected and unnoticed campus publication.
- Doesn’t provide adequate research to substantiate claims.
- Facts reported are mostly incorrect or fabricated.
- Resorts to personal attacks rather than making valid points.
- Frequently ends sentences with prepositions.

I’m sorry Brittani, but it doesn’t look like you live up to the journalistic standards we have here at OTR, which are apparently leagues higher than the Review. As much as I would love to go “head-to-head” with you (and it has been mildly amusing the last few days), I really don’t want to have to give you this kind of dressing down every day, I’m already getting bored of it.

So I’m sorry, Brittani Kagan, to have to write another article about you that will probably be your #2 search result on Google now, but you really gave me no choice. Is there anything you can do to top this, or do you think you're about done now?

Much Love,

JQ