I honestly can’t express how excited I am for the cavalcade of awesome that is going to be Brody Jenner’s “Bromance.” The Hills star is searching for a new BFF to fill the void left by the pussy-whipped Spencer Pratt. The process involves a jump-through-the-hoops style of competition similar to A Shot of Love With Tila Tequila, except with a bunch of (questionably) straight dudes and (hopefully) no hooking up.

And just in case the entire premise isn’t homoerotic enough for you, winners of the contests spend “one-on-one alone time” with Jenner where they presumably talk about the proper length the shave your chest hair down to. There’s even a “Hot Tub Elimination Ceremony” where they guys are asked to leave the house in bathing suits. Come on! You’re not even trying to not be gay about this MTV!

Granted this show is probably just aimed at 14 year old girls who just want to see a bunch of shirtless dudes come this close to making out with each other, but honestly I’m going to be watching because this will be nothing short of hilarious.

UPDATE: The premiere is online! I'm going to watch it right now.