What do you get when you put together a bunch a sweaty men in spandex, loads of spectators, and a feisty horse? No, it’s not fetish porn. It’s a Boise State University football game. So scintillating are these games that Capital One has been roused from their bank holding enterprise to name BSU's Buster Bronco mascot to its All-America Mascot Team.

The Arbiter Online reports:

Buster Bronco from BSU has been named to the seventh annual CapitalOne All-America Mascot Team, made up of 12 over-sized and often under-appreciated characters – including three birds, three cats (that could be trouble), one bison, one horse, one wolf, one turtle, one bear and a dog.

 

Each one of these mascots will be putting their best claw, paw, hoof and talon forward while attempting to claim the proverbial mountain of mascot fame and fortune – the title of “Capital One National Mascot of the Year.”

 

Starting Sept. 8, fans can vote online at capitalonebowl.com, for their favorite All-American Mascot, who will be announced during the Capital One Bowl on Jan. 1.

Perhaps the prize at the end of the All-American Mascot Challenge isn’t the same as that of porn. Then again maybe it is. Or it could be honor.