Buzzkillers is a new CollegeOTR feature on the silly things that will kill a buzz faster than you can say, genocide.

It’s going to be huge tonight. HUGE. The national college football championship between the Florida Gators and the Oklahoma Sooners promises to be a fantastic battle between two schools that breathe football like air. And a fantastic battle between their adrenaline and beer fueled fans. For those of you planning to watch the game tonight, there are a couple things that you can say or do if you want to totally kill the sport-fevered buzz.

1) Get drunk, trip on the television cord, and accidentally pull it down from its stand during the middle of the game, thereby preventing anyone from knowing the result of the pass Tim Tebow sent flying.

2) Get excited when the Sooners score a touchdown, try to chest bump a girl and inadvertently send her flying, then have to bring her to the hospital for stitches and/or to check her for a concussion.

3) Get pissed when the Sooners score a touchdown, stomp your foot and inadvertently stomp on a girl’s foot, then have to bring her to the hospital for stitches and/or a bone scan.

4) Try to make everyone watch “True Life: I’m Under Peer Pressure” on MTV at 10, and say, “well the game is practically over.”

5) Ask people who’s playing. Then ask if it’s an important game. Then ask people to please quiet down when they cheer.