- Short Term Rental Apartments in London, UK
- A Valentine's Day Letter from your Girlfriend
- Lunch Break: Stephen Colbert Discusses The Beer Pong Herpes Outbreak
- Lunch Break: Joaquin Phoenix Performs Song From Debut Rap Album, Fights With Audience Member
- The Lonely Island: I'm on a Boat
- Lunch Break: Stephen Colbert Drops a Profanity On The Today Show, Shocks Meredith Viera
- Lunch Break: Barney Stinson's Guide To Picking Up Women With Time Travel
- Lunch Break: Jon Stewart's 1994 Interview With Conan O'Brien
- Lunch Break: Larry King's Interviews With Famous Comedians
- Lunch Break: Will Ferrell's "You're Welcome, America"
Yeah it sucks, but it’s that time of year again: New Year’s. Another year, another annoying jab at breaking bad habits or starting up new ones. But self-reflection gets really boring, and it’s hard. So let’s take a guess at some Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions for 2009.
Sarah Palin: In 2009, you betcha I’ll get that unmarried daughter of mine sterilized. Or married.
Mary-Kate Olsen: In 2009, I won’t kill Heath Ledger in a drug overdose. I mean…
Rod Blagojevich: In 2009, I won’t try to sell senate seats. Well at least I won’t if I’m in jail.
John McCain: In 2009, I’ll stay away from that Joe the Plumber character.
Barack Obama: In 2009, I won’t pal around with terrorists.
Miley Cyrus: In 2009, I won’t get tricked into posing semi-nude by dastardly bill-evading Vanity Fair photographers like Annie Leibovitz.
Jennifer Aniston: In 2009, I will speak my mind more about things that are really uncool.







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