College OTR: Celebrity New Year's Resolutions 2009: From Obama to Aniston

Celebrity New Year's Resolutions 2009: From Obama to Aniston

Posted by Brother Sidler 12/30/2008 4:14 PM
Category: Funny Tags: obama, celeb new years, new years resolution, new years, aniston, 2009

Yeah it sucks, but it’s that time of year again: New Year’s. Another year, another annoying jab at breaking bad habits or starting up new ones. But self-reflection gets really boring, and it’s hard. So let’s take a guess at some Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions for 2009.

Sarah Palin: In 2009, you betcha I’ll get that unmarried daughter of mine sterilized. Or married.

Mary-Kate Olsen: In 2009, I won’t kill Heath Ledger in a drug overdose. I mean…

Rod Blagojevich: In 2009, I won’t try to sell senate seats. Well at least I won’t if I’m in jail.

John McCain: In 2009, I’ll stay away from that Joe the Plumber character.

Barack Obama: In 2009, I won’t pal around with terrorists.

Miley Cyrus: In 2009, I won’t get tricked into posing semi-nude by dastardly bill-evading Vanity Fair photographers like Annie Leibovitz.

Jennifer Aniston: In 2009, I will speak my mind more about things that are really uncool.

+ 1 comment

Anonymous says,

I hear ya, man! And you know that it's not that it's cool or uncool, it's that it's petty and it sells. That's all it is. I have to believe that in reality, y on earth would she care. And 2, what's the dumbest thing I can think of, because that's what's going to sell tickets, and oh yeah, taking my clothes off, has got to be what she's been thinking for the past couple of years. But you're right on target with that resolution, whatever your name is, dude! Posted 12/31/2008 02:23 AMReply