I couldn't decide which of these little diddies I wanted to post on, so (luck you) I decided to get them all in here.

Our first hit comes from the Big Shaqtus, who responded to Raptors forward Chris Bosh yesterday.  After O'Neal dropped 45 on the Raptors a few days back, Bosh claimed that the only reason O'Neal was able to do it was because he cheated, basically saying that Shaq was camped out in the lane for more than the allotted 3 seconds.

News flash, Chris:  He's been doing that his entire career.  If the rules of the game of basketball were interpreted to the letter of the law, Shaq wouldn't have been so great, what with all the 3 second violations and offensive fouls he'd have racked up over the years.

Alas, Bosh had to know some sort of retaliation was coming from the Diesel.  And sure enough, yesterday, the shot came, as O'Neal called Bosh "the RuPaul of big men".  What exactly he meant by that, I'm not 100% sure.  I give Aristotle credit for the reference, and, if I'm reading him correctly, the implication.  Because yes, Chris Bosh is soft.  

From Shaq to, logically, Kobe.

This one I can't say I saw on my own.  No, the good people at Ball Don't Lie found this one.  The video, all 16 or so seconds of it, says all that is needed to be said.

Only because I'm exhausted from a very long day am I not making this post right this second, but rest assured, on Wednesday there will be an All-Ugly Team in honor of DJ Mbenga.  Who knows, if he acts nice he might even get a spot on the club.

And finally, this last one also comes via BDL, but I watched the highlight myself.  Deron Williams apparently decided he wanted to make Marco Belinelli look like a fool, so he figured he'd cross him up five times, spin, then drop a dime.  If you've ever seen Super Troopers, it's eerily reminiscent of the "Meow game", except in this instance, his Jazz teammates had bet him that he couldn't cross over Belinelli more than 4 times.

Before I go, I'd just like to officially apologize to Marco Belinelli's friends, family, and supporters that don't otherwise fit into the two previous categories.  This isn't the first time he's been embarrassed and it has been brought to further attention on these pages, so if it seems as if I'm picking on you, I'm sorry.

Then again, I'm not the one thinking I can block dunks from Russell Westbrook or guard Deron Williams.  So, maybe it is your fault.  And not mine.