College Crap: Big Boy Skewer, Gin and Titonic Ice Cubes and Holy Toast Stamper

College Crap: Big Boy Skewer, Gin and Titonic Ice Cubes and Holy Toast Stamper

In every installment of College Crap, we'll explore super useful, can't-live-without products that will make your college experience that much more enriching.
 

Today we’re tackling the all-important world of food accessories. Chowing down just got a lot more fun and infinitely more wacky.
 

Food and drink may be the essence of life, but that doesn’t mean they have to be boring. Any of the following gadgets will make meals more entertaining and they might even have lasting benefits. If nothing else, you’re reputation is sure to grow… for the better or worse, we can’t tell. So let’s get to it:
 

The Big Boy Skewer
 

 

Nothing is manlier than a good old tailgate. With the Big Boy Skewer you can give a good idea of just how manly you are. At just $14.95, this unique stainless steel skewer can be used for cooking up marshmallows or corn on the cob, but we all know it’s best when put to use grilling up a hotdog. As the website says, the longer the hotdog, the funnier the BBQing experience. But what’s funny about a little honesty, huh?

 

 

Gin and Titonic Ice Cube Trays

 

 

 

I think the picture pretty much describes this one. And okay, it’s not exactly food, but what meal is complete without a gin and tonic? But these aren’t just any gin and tonics, as you can see. The trays make ice cubes shaped like the Titanic and the cute little deadly icebergs that did her in. For just $8.99 you can have a naval disaster in a glass, and that sounds like the start of a beautiful theme party.

 


Holy Toast Stamper

 

 

Breakfast just got a whole lot more enlightening. Press this baby into your bread before you pop it in the toaster and voila: You’ve got Holy Toast. Now, I can imagine you don’t give a crap about having a religious figure on your hangover cure, but there are people who might. And those people tend to shell out big bucks to buy holy toast on eBay. I’m not telling you what to do, but an investment of only $3.95 now could result in lots of good Christian cash later… and college is expensive.
 

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