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Today we’re tackling the creative world of alcohol innovations. Because it’s just not as satisfying to sit back and relax with a drink if it didn’t somehow involve a completely unnecessary gadget. These boozy inventions will make women want to be with you and men want to be you. Yes, they’re just that great.

The Cruzin Cooler

Ride to the tailgate in style on this gas powered Cruzin Cooler. With your beer under your butt, what else could you need? Speed, you say? Well you’ve got it. This set of hot wheels can whiz by at an impressive 15 mph. And beer bellies aren’t discriminated against here. The cooler can hold boozing bikers of up to 250 lbs. For personalization purposes, you can get your Cruzin Cooler in black, blue, yellow, red or white and don’t forget the extras like a cushion seat to make for a smoother ride. For the low, low price of only $599 you could be cruzin to your next tailgate, but check your state’s DUI laws first please.

The Beer Hammer

For a more cost effective alcohol accessory, try the Beer Hammer. It’s multi-tasking at its best. Fixing things around the house on a warm Sunday afternoon? Want to cool down and relax between projects with a couple of beers? No need to switch tools… just grab the beer hammer. This fine specimen allows you to easily hammer things while getting hammered. It’s a dream come true and all for just $9.95. As the description says, “Who will ever use a regular hammer again?”

Shots Gun Liquor Pump

Now here’s a drinking necessity for a real man… a liquor pump that looks like a gun. Attach to the top of a liquor bottle, aim and pull the trigger and you’ve got yourself a glass of alcohol. Forget a regular boring conversation starter, this guy just begs for fun puns about taking shots and, if you stretch, maybe even getting lucky. When the shooting and shot-taking is done, just lay your gun to rest in a totally sweet holster. It’s like cowboys and Indians for adults without the need for all that running around or costumes.