College Crap: SipSac Can Cooler, Hospital Booze Dispenser, Beer Helmet and Beer Belly

College Crap: SipSac Can Cooler, Hospital Booze Dispenser, Beer Helmet and Beer Belly
College Crap: SipSac Can Cooler, Hospital Booze Dispenser, Beer Helmet and Beer BellyCollege Crap: SipSac Can Cooler, Hospital Booze Dispenser, Beer Helmet and Beer BellyCollege Crap: SipSac Can Cooler, Hospital Booze Dispenser, Beer Helmet and Beer BellyCollege Crap: SipSac Can Cooler, Hospital Booze Dispenser, Beer Helmet and Beer Belly

In every installment of College Crap, we explore super useful, can't-live-without products that will make your college experience that much more enriching.

 

Today, we are taking a look at clever drinking devices, as we often do. It's not our fault there are just so many appealing booze enhancers out there. They're funny, they're useful and they're sure to attract attention. We're just not saying what kind of attention...

 

Whether it's making drinks more fun to drink or hiding them from the fun police, these products have something for every alcohol lover out there.

 

SipSac Can Cooler


Nobody wants to drink a warm beer, but sometimes the ordinary koozie just won’t cut it. It’s time for a little creativity with your drinking. That’s where the SipSac Can Cooler comes in. It does the cooling while making you look super classy… and by that I mean, not classy at all. It looks like a brown bag, it fits up to a 24-ounce can or bottle and it’s foldable to fit in your pocket. For $2.95 there’s no better way to show off how redneck you are.

 

Hospital Booze Personalized Liquor Dispenser

 

Have you ever heard that med students use IV drips to cure hangovers? Well, that’s cool and all, but what about using them to cause the hangover. Now that’s worthwhile. This hospital style apparatus is actually a clever liquor dispenser. Just shoot up straight into your glass. It’s more fun than that actual medical degree you were considering and it only costs $24.95.

 

Drinking Football Helmet

 

This headwear is a classic. You get to feel like you’re a part of the game without actually having to exert any energy. In fact, you don’t even have to pick up a cup when you want a drink. Just throw two beers into the helmet, insert the straws in your mouth and sip away. It’s a tailgater’s dream and it’s only $19.95.

 

Beer Belly

 

When the Football Helmet is inappropriate go with this sneaky product. Normally a beer belly isn’t all that desirable, but that changes when it’s the perfect device for hiding alcohol. This Beer Belly is an ingenious pouch worn below your clothes to make it seem like you have an actual gut. But instead it’s holding up to 80 oz. of either hot or cold beverages. Now forget about paying exorbitant prices the stadium and strap on one of these bad boys on sale for $34.95.

 

 

 

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