Can’t keep up with the latest hip-hop dancing trends?

Then don’t try! Instead, step into a time warp and hurl yourself violently back into the 80s where you can learn country hip hop dancing from the pros.

That’s right: country hip-hop dancing, an oxymoron, by its very nature, that threatens to disrupt the space-time continuum and end all life on Earth.

Once you nail the country-variants of the running man and basketball, you’ll impress all your friends—especially the ladies—with your uncanny ability to dance ironically to all the latest hip hop and R&B tunes, including Usher’s “OMG.”

Can you imagine the look on everyone’s face when you waltz onto the dance floor and break a stylish, trendsetting cacophony of country-inspired hip hop gyrations.

I can, and it’s hilarious.

But seriously, don’t try this at home–or anywhere else for that matter—unless you’re impervious to physical and emotional torment.