A wise, tech-savvy muppet (depicted above) once said, “The Internet is for porn.” And, as it turns out, he was right.

According to the latest Internet browsing statistics, most people spend their time online exploring the seedier parts of the Internet in search of pornography – and old friends on Facebook.

In the last ten years, smartphones have revolutionized the concept of pornography on-the-go. Now, newer devices equipped with front-facing cameras for video chatting, such as Apple’s new iPhone 4, are inadvertently pushing the envelope further by providing seedy phone sex operators with a new potential revenue stream.

That’s right; Video Phone Sex Chat will soon become a reality – at least, according to this Craiglist ad:

Starting an online interactive pornography firm where woman will use the iphone 4 to video chat with potential customers on a pay as you go basis.

Hours are flexible, pay will increase as the business builds. Woman will receive a free iphone 4 to use as personal time when not working. Woman will talk to potential clients and chat with them and perform various acts as desired by clients. All information will be confidential.

Payment will be based on percentage of sales volume and performance. Potential launch date of the company is 9/1/2010 or based on feedback received.

Woman will receive, as before mentioned, a free cell phone and a very competitive salary.

Please send information and pictures - we would like to launch sooner than 9/1/2010.

Woman must be at least 18 years old.

Ah, Craigslist entrepreneurs, innovating pornography since the dawn of the Internet.

While the idea is certainly a novel one, expect it to fail miserably once callers realize that the sultry, raspy-voiced woman they’ve been speaking to for months on the phone actually looks nothing like what they imagined.

That thought alone will give me nightmares.