From hilarious sitcom quotes to oddball sports moments, here are today's cliff notes for what's hot in the blogosphere.

Uncoached: Five Famous TV Sitcom Guy Quotes That Couldn’t Be Pulled Off In Real Life

Boosh Magazine: Winter Clothing of Sorority Members

Busted Coverage: NY Jets Shaun Ellis Tosses Snowball At Seahawks Fan

Next Round: Who Wore the Best Eye Patch In a Movie?

Cuzoogle: The Raptors Found a Team They Can Beat

On 205th: A Moment With Maggie Rizer

Salty Milk: The Definitive Holiday Movie Guide

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time

Other Crap: Don’t Toss That Fruitcake, Play With It

Asylum: How to Defend Yourself Using a Candy Cane

Double Viking: Turtle Man Is a Spectacle!

Manofest: Conan O’Brien’s Least Popular Christmas Ornaments

Blog of Hilarity: A Hot Chef From The United Kingdom Has Been Parodied

Banned In Hollywood: The Top 10 Odd Moments In Sports