From Internet nerds to Hollywood’s next Catwomen, here are today's cliff notes for what's hot in the blogosphere.

Uncoached: Some of the Dorkiest Pictures Ever

Asylum: The Best of the Nerdcore Calendar

Double Viking: The Card-Throwing Master

Boosh Magazine: Nine Words Women Love to Use

Busted Coverage: TMZ Finds USC Football Players to be Morons

Other Crap: Don’t Toss That Fruitcake, Play With It

Banned In Hollywood: An Exclusive Interview With Model Denise Milani

Next Round: The Best Falls of 2008

Cuzoogle: 10 Questions About the UNC Tarheels

On 205th: Cell Phone Guns Are Kinda Scary

Salty Milk: Turn On or Turn Off – Smoking

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time

Blog of Hilarity: A Nerf Chaingun and a Helpful Chart on What to Say During Sex

Manofest: The Top 10 Females That Should Play the Next Catwoman