Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Danielle Lloyd to Alyssa Milano, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

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Manofest: The Guide To Successful Seduction

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The Big Lead: Can the Cards Do It Again Next Year?

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