Death by Chocolate is tomorrow; better bring your game face.  And a sharp pair of claws.  Stressed out college students + free chocolate is akin to neanderthals duking it out for the second wooly mammoth kidney.  But hey, tradition is tradition, right?  Even if it does cost a couple grand.  (Is that the sound of a toilet flushing?)  

A word of advice for DbC virgins: Your momma aint here, so might as well be a hoarding ****.  And if you can't take the heat, go stuff stockings for poor kids next door.