Woodland dentist Mark Kevin Anderson, 47, has been accused of cleaning more than just teeth. Anderson has been accused of “inappropriately touching women during office visits”. An unnamed woman has accused him of sexual battery and filed a malpractice suit against him. The Davis Enterprise reports:

“At this point, the women's complaints - the oldest of which dates back about five years - all appear to be similar, involving allegations that Anderson touched or massaged the women's breasts either over or under their clothing.”

Clearly Anderson is not as slick as he seems. It’s one thing to go for the grope, it’s a completely different story when you go underneath the shirt. But, as they say, “go big or go home.”

“[Letamendi, the police sergeant] added that felony charges would apply if any of the patients had been unconscious.”

Well, that’s just ridiculous. Any woman (or possibly man) who claims to have been molested while unconscious is obviously a liar. Seriously, how could they really know?