DETAILS has confirmed what we already knew: it’s a little bit lame. In the satirical video above, “manstylists” Gabe and Max show guys how to coif and primp, which is apparently supposed to be funny since the two hosts are an overweight grubby guy and a guy with a connected ‘stache-beard facial travesty and a mesh top straight out of Miami circa 1990.

Essentially like an instructional video of what not to do, the clip shows Max and Gabe applying the most gauche hair product available to men (gel), dousing themselves in cologne, and applying self-tanner to their hands. Evidently this is mean to be funny, but really it’s not all that funny to most guys, or really anyone.

In pathetic DETAILS humor, the magazine totally DEFAILS in their YouTube attempt.