Diddy: Sarah Palin Too Inexperienced With Crackheads To Be VP

If you get easily motion sick, do not watch this video. I repeat, DO NOT watch this video.

 

However, if you have a strong stomach, it's worth checking out Diddy's  intellectual analysis of John McCain's VP pick.

 

Alaska!?!?! he asks.

 

According to Diddy, Sarah Palin is clearly not qualified to be the vice president of the United States of America because Alaska doesn't even have crackheads. No crack heads? No thanks!

 

But that is where Diddy is wrong.

 

A 1995 survey by the State of Alaska Epidemiology found that a whopping 4.4% of Alaskan middle school and high school students report using crack. Since that was a good 13 years ago, it's safe to assume that these crackheads have grown up, continued to use crack, and produced little crackhead offsprings, thus increasing the crack use in Alaska. Let's be honest, who wouldn't do crack up there? It's cold as hell and the sun only comes out for like 4 months a year. Diddy should be surprised that only 4.4% of Alaskan youth use crack, which puts them on par with the rest of America.

 

Oh, and for the record, at the time, 26.1% reported using marijuana, 19.6% inhalants, 6.8% cocaine, 4.3% steroids and 2.7% injected drugs.

 

So do not tell me Sarah Palin is not fit to lead this country. Her great state can drug it up with the best of them.

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Why should we care what a Pimp like Diddy thinks. A slut like Lohan or Paris say. Trash is not intellect food. Baldwin said he would leave this country if Bush were elected. He stays, treats his daughter like crap. Just because you are a celebrity doesn't make you smart. Leave trash where it belongs, in the gutter or on some Star Rag. Posted 09/04/2008 10:39 AMReply
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