Ah, Craigslist – home to the dregs, sexual deviants and aspiring con artists of society.

From “secondhand” (READ: stolen) goods to borderline prostitution, you can find anything and everything on Craigslist. All it takes is a simple keyword search.

In this instance, all it took was typing in “Cornell” into the Ithaca section of the C-list personals to find this 44-year-old visiting professor who desperately wants some loving – in the stacks of the library from a student.

What?!

That’s right – this unidentified individual has no shame. As long as the recipient of his tongue loving is a willing female from the Cornell community, this professor is perfectly content violating the employee handbook.

To be fair, however, he’s not the only Cornell resident looking for love in the personals. The 19-year-old closet gay guy wants some too – but from something thicker than a tongue.

Thanks, Craigslist!