...Or if you prefer, action figure form. Our deal old war-wager and alumnus Donald Rumsfeld has recently resigned, but the fame and glory isn't over: he has now been made into a talking toy by the company Talking Presidents.

A personal fave: "I believe what I said yesterday. I don't know what I said. But I know what I think. I assume that's what I said."

Princeton Democrats were apparently not amused; as one Princeton Dems member notes, Rummy is a much scarier figure than Bush because he actually appears intelligent.