Have you ever thought, "man these Cup-O-Noodles instructions are just too damn complicated?" Well, you're in luck, because someone went ahead and invented a tabletop Cup-O-Noodles vending machine that does absolutely everything for you.

"It's small enough to fit on a counter top, and includes a hot water thermos and storage for up to four Cup Noodle bowls with a dispenser. It even has an automatic timer that'll beep when three minutes is up and your food is ready to eat."

Whoa whoa, it make water hot AND tells time! Me brain is confused! I'm glad that I now can turn all my hunger needs over to a machine that almost certainly won't burn down my dorm room if I leave it on too long. Now I just need a robot to fold my laundry and pick up girls for me and all of my college problems will be solved by technology once and for all!