Running the gamut between mildly amused and overwhelmingly ecstatic, Hungrybear9562, the author of this latest YouTube viral video, expresses his borderline unhealthy excitement over spotting a double, complete rainbow at Yosemite Mountain. For him, the experience is spiritual; for us, it’s comedy gold.

Trust me; you’ve never heard someone this happy in your entire life, and you probably never will.

Consider this: if you won the lottery, discovered the secret to immortality, became the world’s most famous and beautiful person, road a rainbow unicorn and gained the ability to disrupt the space-time continuum with the flick of a finger, you would still not be as excited as Mr. Hungrybear.

While the video is rife with balls-to-the-wall hilarity, here are some of choice quotes (with added descriptors by yours truly):

1. After spotting the double rainbow: “OMG, double rainbow all across the sky.”
2. At the very moment he begins to ponder the meaning of life: “Oh, my god. What does this mean?!”
3. “Oh, it’s so bright. So bright and vivid.”
4. “Ohhhhh, ohhhhhh, ohhhhhhh!”
5. As he begins to sob: “It’s so beautiful!”
6. As snot undoubtedly begins to drip from his nostrils, forming a greenish crust on his upper lip: “Double. Complete. Rainbow.”
7. As he transitions into a hodgepodge of maniacal laughter and childlike weeping: “Too much; tell me what it means?!”
8. As the waterfall of tears becomes a cavalcade of erotic moans: “Oh… oh my god.”

OTR’s Recommendation: Bookmark the video and watch it whenever you’re feeling down about life. Hungrybear’s epic meltdown over a double rainbow will undoubtedly be enough to cheer you up.