So, I voted. I have a red sticker on my shirt which makes this a public fact. I hope all of you voted and got your stickers as well, as a way to express what it is you've done. These are much better received than the "I Yodeled" or "I Farted But Got More Than I Bargained For" stickers I've worn recently, as voting is more of a patriotic duty and awareness of it is more socially acceptible.

Voting took almost no time or effort. I was expecting at least some sort of a line to stand in, milling about with other vote-niks and debating candidates merits. Instead, I walked to the old lady with the chart, who sent me to the old lady who showed me how to put ink in bubbles, who sent me to the lady with a balloon who gave me liscence to put this new skill into practice. Then a machine sucked my vote away and I saw America in progress. I shed a little tear, saluted the final old lady, and headed home to waste the rest of my day.

How was your voting experience?