When a UF professor recently told students not to email her under any circumstance, they understood—because she was the resident dinosaur, having taught here since television was in black and white.

Being almost eighty years old, however, is the only acceptable excuse for the small group of stubborn professors who refuse to provide students with email addresses, fail to check email regularly, or turn up their noses to assignments turned in electronically due to class absence.

Believe it or not, Dear Professors, but documents read the same from a computer screen—you surely know this. After all, at some point you stopped doing us the favor of giving us hard copies of syllabi and started telling us to download them ourselves.