Ever since going through a horrific break-up this spring, I can’t get enough of Louis Peitzman, the “bad lifestyle choices” columnist for the Daily Cal. Her article on Sunday, “Going Back for Seconds,” had me laughing and cringing at the same time.

The best line?

“Sex with an ex is just like riding a bicycle... You know what works for the ex; the ex knows what works for you. Just as the motions come flooding back, so do those pesky feelings. Suddenly you remember the last time you were together in the throes of passion, not to mention all the other happy, pre-ex times. Which is all well and good until you're post-coital and still post-being together.”
 

Ladies, let's make a pledge:

No matter how good he looks this summer let's not f*ck him.  A hot body might be a hot body, but he’s an ex for a reason. Let’s keep him that way.